HACK3RZ 5AVE P0RN!!!

So I read this article on Yahoo! News today and was just stoked. Indonesian officials just placed a restriction on internet porn. You WILL be prosecuted for the transaction of porn over the www.

Not that I'm a porn fan or anything of the sort, but I think people have a right to handlin' business however they see fit, so long as it isn't hurting anybody else. Morals? We'll chat about that in a future blog (maybe).

In response to the porn restriction, some hackerz totally bypassed the server USB 2.0 Firewall and hacked into the mainframe of the Ministry's website @ http:/www.depkominfo.go.id and wrote up "Prove that the law has not been made to cover government stupidity" with a doctored picture of the government's tech nerd showing off his bare chest.

Now that's funny.

The gov't fixed the site already, but the Yahoo! article said you can find screenies at this site: http://detik.com/. Sadly, I can't read any of the funny language so I couldn't navigate. Let me know if you have any luck.

I thought that hackers were a dying breed in today's internet secure world. I mean, I remember being a kid and watching the movie Hackers and wanting to be some sort of 90's future playa on cyberspace. I gave up on that 2 hours after watching the movie, but it was still fun. I'm just stoked that some aggravated teenage boy in Indonesia needed to get back at The Man for cutting into his 'batin' time.

But really, we know that these were just WoW nerds in Indonesia that got pissed that they couldn't get off to their cyberloves and decided to take direct action. I'm a fan of direct action. I think it is the only way to actually make a difference. Now, I just wish that these nerdz can join forces and fight hunger instead of the prohibition of internet pornography.

Gross.

I still salute those that fight for human liberty and freedom of choice world wide.

Jerk on, boys, jerk on.

-jc del barco ii

human rights supporter/internet enthusiast/male

Save the Seas!

A few nights ago, I met up with two friends from Paris in San Diego. We decided it would be fun to go to the Reuben H. Fleet Science Center to catch an IMAX film. The only thing they had playing was this dolphin movie, which was cute I guess.

Cute until the part where it showed dolphins dying in fishing nets like this!!!

Today I just read an article about a fishing boat that killed 22 dolphins of an extremely rare breed. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080319/ap_on_sc/new_zealand_dolphin_danger;_ylt=AjjNfU4Gq6BBX8jllBD0_fUPLBIF

22 was a a devastating blow to the breed, which is straddling the fence of extinction. Dinosaurs and dodo birds, I can deal with. They were stupid animals to begin with. I like to refer to them as Earth's hiccups, like Lindsay Lohan. Dolphins are smart. I think if they had opposable thumbs they would build an ocean empire and enslave mankind. We deserve it. In the IMAX movie I learned that dolphins feel emotions. I also saw a discovery channel special a few years ago that was talking about how they also have recreational sex and (as I like to call it,) "fond-flippering".

Would you kill something that could feel up someone it loved?

No.

A few days prior to stumbling across these, My mom, sister, and I went to the aquarium in San Fransisco. It was kind of a shitty one. There were kids crying and people crowding. The starfish were pretty neat though. It was nothing like the aquarium in Monaco (how pretentious, right?).

Anyhoo, Audrey and I got these little cards that I've seen a few times before:
The image is poor, but check out
http://seafoodwatch.org
for more extensive information on what fish to eat in order to support sustainable fishing that won't turn our oceans into a toilet.

I like dolphins guys. That's why you have to kill fishermen.
That's right. This is a call to arms against fishermen, sailors, immigrants, pirates, anyone that sails the seas. If you're not gutsy enough to take immediate action (MURDER), just chip in a few bucks to organizations, don't throw fishing line, bottles, plastics, etc into stormdrains, and make sure you buy good fish!

On a more important note, DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME EVERYDAY AT
http://parisbff.com/people/JSleazy
you can vote once every 24 hours! Spread the word. I'm doin' prreeeeeetttty well!

thanks guys.

-jc del barco ii

New Dolphin Lover/Ocean Terrorist/Fisherman/Lohan Sympathizer

Paris Hilton, here I come.

Ho-ly-shit.

I need to catch up with what's hot and what's not. I just stumbled across http://parisbff.com/
In summary, you make a profile and put up pictures and video blogs and written blogs and random stuff that makes you look hawt.

Over the next 8 weeks, they are going to choose candidates from the site (people vote for each other, comments, etc) to go on the Paris BFF MTV show that is going to start shooting in May (just in time for graduation!).

I just made a profile. Check it:

Within a few minutes of making this profile, I've already gotten two comments! My first was this:
"sup bro good luck too ya swing by my page and lets swap votes -devindadude"
If other people are as nice and important as devindadude, they'd best know what's hot (me/parizhilton) and get votin.

Seriously, this is awesome. I'm tired of everybody hatin' on the girl. If she wants to get paid a shit load of money for not doing anything, let her. I'm jealous. If she wants to drunk drive, let her. She doesn't judge anybody (save the contestants on this divine website [and uglies]). She is just a young lady who is trying to live her life as the Hollywood princess.

Hopefully, by the end of summer, I could be her prince.

My dream is to hang out with Kanye West and Paris Hilton and just look awesome and not apologize for anything I say, but then donate to Make-a-Wish or Katrina so people don't hate me too much.

Get on that site and vote.

http://parisbff.com/people/JSleazy

Yes. My profile name is JSleazy.

Hit it up guys. Spread the werd.

-jc del barco ii

Fashionista/Diva/Paris Hilton's future ex-husband

Polar Bear Attack

Earlier on in the week my gf sent me this link about a guy who wrestled with a polar bear in the Yukon and was severely injured and still managed to kill the beast.

http://www.ultimatesportsmen.com/weird/polarbear.htm

Check it out. There are graphic photos of a dead bear, the guy's brains, and more stuff on the site, stuff like that up there ^^^ (with even more gore!).

The bear tore through the tent and bit a part of his skull off. In the midst of the wrestle, the guy tries to shoot the bear, misses, and blows a hole through his ankle (check the site out, photo is too graphic for my family blog)!

Not to be a dick or anything, but that bear is at least twice his size. I'm not not a mathman, but I'd figure his odds for getting the bear instead of his own lil' ankle were in his favor.

This guy is pulling godawful luck all around. He wasn't buggin' the bear and he sure as hell didn't hope to blow his own leg off. I learned in boyscouts that people are supposed to stand up tall with their arms raised in the presence of a bear in order to scare them off. Our Yukonian victim must have just been around when this pissed off bear had the balls enough to pick a fight. My guess is that both were under the influence of methamphetamines or PCP. Imagine a bear on PCP!?! Hot damn... watch out cub scouts!

Animals are not passive.

Watch your backs guys, I think they're planning an uprising. Mark my words, I made a movie on this.

-jc del barco ii

Mathematician/Fisherman/Bear Enthusiast

un·cre·den·tialed

un·cre·den·tialed (ŭn'krĭ-děn'shəld) Pronunciation Key abbr. Not having proper credentials: "the ministrations of uncredentialed healers" (James S. Gordon).
(uncredentialed. (n.d.). The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Retrieved March 07, 2008, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/uncredentialed)

Fig. 1

I am not an important person (Fig. 1). With that said, the blog community is fun, and I want to take my relationship with it up to the next level (second base).

Once a week, I am going to snag whatever catches my attention in modern media... actually, just whatever grabs my attention: a photo, website, comic strip, current event, new album, new clothes, weather reports, junior high gossip, polls, marketing campaigns, where brittney's kids are, artists, movies, ANYTHING in the public domain.

I will then give my complete biased and un·cre·den·tialed review and opinion of said weekly topic.

If all goes as planned, these reviews will be terrible.

I hope you stay for the ride.

-jc del barco ii

Server/Secretary/Storyteller/Superhero